Nginep Neng Hotel Pas Listrik Mati

Parjo, Jono karo Tarjo dolan meng Jakarta. Wong 3 kui nginep neng Hotel JW Marriot, Kamar e wong 3 kui ono neng tingkat 45. Awan nganti bengi wong 3 kui dolan neng Mall, pas balek hotel, tekan Lobby ngerti-ngerti listrike mati!

Lift e yo mati, dadi wong 3 kui kudu lewat tangga tekan kamare. Nah, ben ora kroso munggah tekan tingkat 45, wong 3 kui bagi tugas. Seko tingkat 1- 15, Parjo kudu crito sing lucu-lucu, njur tingkat 16 -30, Jono kudu crito sing medeni, lah tingkat 31- 45, Tarjo kudu crito sing sedih-sedih.

Wong 3 kui mulai nunggah, parjo mulai crito sing lucu-lucu, marake wong 3 kui ngguyu-ngguyu gawe ra kroso wis tekan tingkat 15. Banjur Jono crito sing medeni marai tegang, ngerti-ngerti wong 3 kui wis tekan tingkat 30. Ra perduli sikile do abuh, mergo seneng wong 3 kui wis cedak kamare. Giliran Tarjo kudu crito.

Tarjo (ekspresi rupo sedih): "Sakjane seko mau aku arep crito, tapi wedi nek marai jengkel."

Parjo : "Crito wae cepet, wis meh tekan tingkat 40 kii..."

Tarjo : "Ngene lho... Kunci kamare ketinggalan neng mobil..."

Jono : "Waahh Tarjooo, ngopo ra crito ket mau?"

Tarjo : "Lha aku durung entuk giliran crito...!!!"

Sent by: e-ketawa posted on 28 January 2013

Sumber: http://www.ketawa.com/2013/01/8536-nginep-neng-hotel-pas-listrik-mati.html#ixzz2mbP2YzUB

Read More

Gak Jumatan Amargo Gowo Hape

Peringatan HP wajib dimatikan saat dalam masjid, ternyata membawa dampak yang perlu dipertimbangkan. Salah satu peristiwanya, demikian:

Peristiwanya terjadi hari Jumat kemarin. Di saat menjelang Khotib naik mimbar. Sebuah pengumuman dibacakan takmir masjid.

Tiba-tiba setelah takmir selesai membaca pengumuman, terlihat Si Gemblung berdiri dan pulang. Dia memilih ndak sholat Jumat.

Sesampai di rumah, ibunya bertanya:
"Ga Jumatan, Nak?"
"Mboten Buk!"
"Kenopo ga Jumatan?"

"Anu Buk soale kulo beto HP."

"Lho! Kenopo yen gowo HP kok ora Jumatan?"

"Niku takmir mejid wau sanjang pas bade sholat 'sing gowo HP dipateni wae'. Ketimbang kulo dipateni jamaah sak mejid, luwih becik kulo wangsul mawon..."

Sumber: http://www.ketawa.com/2013/02/8561-gak-jumatan-amargo-gowo-hape.html#ixzz2mbMXHoMw

Read More

HUMOR

"Hei, kamu yang berdiri di belakang," tegur seorang dosen di kelas, "Coba sebutkan orang yang terlibat dalam Perjanjian Linggajati!"

"Maaf, saya tidak tahu, Pak."

"Apa? Tidak tahu? Baiklah, kalau begitu sebutkan saja tahun berapa perjanjian itu ditandatangani?"

"Maaf, saya tidak tahu juga, Pak..."

"Tidak tahu sama sekali? Informasi itu kan sudah saya berikan untuk dibaca minggu lalu. Jadi untuk apa kamu datang ke sini kalau tidak tahu?"

"Mau memeriksa kabel lampu ini, Pak... Saya petugas PLN."
sumber:http://www.ketawa.com/

Read More

cheat gta san andreas ps 2

1.Uang, darah, tameng caranya :
R1, R2, L1, X, kiri, bawah, kanan, atas, kiri, bawah, kanan, atas

2. Lompat tinggi caranya :
atas, atas, segitiga, segitiga, atas, atas, kiri, kanan, kotak, R2, R2

3. Bernafas dalam air caranya :
bawah, kiri, L1, bawah, bawah, R2, bawah, L2, bawah

4. Pukulan maut caranya :
atas, kiri, X, segitiga, R1, bulat, bulat, bulat, L2

5. Senjata 1 caranya :
R1, R2, L1, R2, kiri, bawah, kanan, atas, kiri, bawah, kanan, atas

6. Senjata 2 caranya :
R1, R2, L1, R2, kiri, bawah, kanan, atas, kiri, bawah, bawah, kiri

7. Senjata 3 caranya :
R1, R2, L1, R2, kiri, bawah, kanan, atas, kiri , bawah, bawah, bawah

8. Dua senjata caranya :
bawah, kotak, X, kiri, R1, R2, kiri, bawah, bawah, L1, L1, L1

9. Peluru tak terbatas caranya :
L1, R1, kotak, R1, kiri, R2, R1, kiri, kotak, bawah, L1, L1

10. Rekrut caranya :
bawah, kotak, atas, R2, R2, atas, kanan, kanan, atas

11. Rekrut caranya :
bawah, kotak, atas, R2, R2, atas, kanan, kanan, atas

12. Manusia 1/2 dewa caranya :
bawah, X, kanan, kiri, kanan, R1, kanan, bawah, atas, segitiga

13. Kurus caranya :
segitiga, atas ,atas, kiri, kanan, kotak, bulat, kanan

14. Gendut caranya :
segitiga, atas ,atas, kiri, kanan, kotak, bulat, bawah

15. Kekar caranya :
segitiga, atas, atas, kiri, kanan, kotak, bulat, kiri

16. Dikelilingi pelacur caranya :
kotak, kanan, kotak, kotak, L2, X, segitiga, X, segitiga

17. Elvis caranya :
L1, bulat, segitiga, L1, L1, kotak, L2, atas, bawah, kiri

18.Yakuza caranya :
X, X, bawah, R2, L2, bulat, R1, bulat, kotak

19. Nascar 1 caranya :
bawah, R1, bulat, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, kiri, kiri

20. Nascar 2 caranya :
R1, bulat, R2, kanan, L1, L2, X, X, kotak, R1

21. Mobil golf caranya :
bulat, L1, atas, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, bulat, X

22. Buldoser caranya :
R2, L1, L1, kanan, kanan, atas, atas, X, L1, kiri

23. Mobil sherif caranya :
atas, kanan, kanan, L1, kanan, atas, kotak, L2

24. Mobil orang kaya caranya :
R2, atas, L2, kiri, kiri, R1, L1, bulat, kanan

25. Tanker caranya :
R1, atas, kiri, kanan, R2, atas, kanan, kotak, kanan, L2, L1, L1

26. Mobil romero caranya :
bawah, R2, bawah, R1, L2, kiri, R1, L1, kiri, kanan

27. Truk sampah caranya :
bulat, R1, bulat, R1, kiri, kiri, R1, L1, bulat, kanan

28. Motor roda empat caranya :
kiri, kiri, bawah, bawah, atas, atas, kotak, bulat, segitiga, R1, R2

29. Boat amphibi caranya :
segitiga, segitiga, kotak, bulat, X, L1, L2, bawah, bawah

30. Mobil monster caranya :
kanan, atas, R1, R1, R1, bawah, segitiga, segitiga, X, bulat, L1, L1

31. Tank caranya :
bulat, bulat, L1, bulat, bulat, bulat, L1, L2, R1, segitiga, bulat, segitiga

32. Helikopter tempur caranya :
bulat, X, L1, bulat, bulat, L1, bulat, R1, R2, L2, L1, L1

33. Pesawat jet caranya :
segitiga, segitiga, kotak, bulat, X, L1, L1, bawah, atas

34. Pesawat stunt caranya :
bulat, atas, L1, L2, bawah, R1, L1, L1, kiri, kiri, X, segitiga

35. Parasut caranya :
kiri, kanan, L1, L2, R1, R2, R2, atas, bawah, kanan, L1

36. Jetpack caranya :
kiri, kanan, L1, L2, R1, R2, atas, bawah, kiri, kanan

37. Jetpack caranya :
kiri, kanan, L1, L2, R1, R2, atas, bawah, kiri, kanan

38. Jetpack caranya :
kiri, kanan, L1, L2, R1, R2, atas, bawah, kiri,

39. Semua mobil jadi jelek caranya :
L2, kanan, L1, atas, X, L1, L2, R2, R1, L1, L1, L1

40. Semua mobil jadi mewah caranya :
kanan, R1, atas, L2, L2, kiri, R1, L1, R1, R1

41. Semua mobil desa caranya :
L1, L1, R1, R1, L2, L1, R2, bawah, kiri, atas

42. Semua mobil transparan caranya :
segitiga, L1, segitiga, R2, kotak, L1, L1

43. Semua kendaraan hancur caranya :
R2, L2, R1, L1, L2, R2, kotak, segitiga, bulat, segitiga, L2, L1

44. NOS caranya :
kiri, segitiga, R1, L1, atas, kotak, segitiga, bawah, bulat, L2, L1, L1

45. Mobil kebal caranya :
L1, L2, L2, atas, bawah, bawah, atas, R1, R2, R2

46. Mobil melambung caranya :
kotak, R2, bawah, bawah, kiri, bawah, kiri, kiri, L2, X

47. Mobil terbang caranya : kotak, bawah,
L2, atas, L1, bulat, atas, x, kiri

48. Boat terbang caranya :
R2, bulat, atas, L1, kanan, R1, kanan, atas, kotak, segitiga

49. Sepeda lompat tinggi caranya :
segitiga, kotak, bulat, bulat, kotak, bulat, bulat, L1, L2, L2, R1, R2

50. Bintang enam caranya :
bulat, kanan, bulat, kanan, kiri, kotak, X bawah

51. Mengurangi wanted level caranya :
R1, R1, bulat, R2, atas, bawah, atas, bawah, atas, bawah

52. Menaikkan wanted level caranya :
R1, R1, bulat, R2, kanan, kiri, kanan, kiri, kanan, kiri

53. Kunci polisi caranya :
bulat, kanan, bulat, kanan, kiri, kotak, segitiga, atas

54. Pengemudi agresif caranya :
kanan, R2, atas, atas, R2, bulat, kotak, R2, L1, kanan, bawah, L1

55. Trafik agresif caranya :
R2, bulat, R1, L2, kiri R1, L1, R2, L2

56. Rambu lalu lintas hijau caranya :
kanan, R1, atas, L2, L2, kiri, R1, L1, R1, R1

57. Huru-hara caranya :
L2, kanan, L1, segitiga, kanan, kanan, R1, L1, kanan, L1, L1, L1

58. Waktu berjalan cepat caranya :
bulat, bulat, L1, kotak, L1, kotak, kotak, kotak, L1, segitiga, bulat, segitiga

59. Gerakan cepat caranya :
segitiga, atas, kanan, bawah, L2, L1, kotak

60. Gerakan lambat caranya :
segitiga, atas, kanan, bawah, kotak, R2, R1

61. Membidik sambil mengemudi caranya :
atas, atas, kotak, L2, kanan, x, R1, bawah, R2, bulat

62. Respek maksimum caranya :
L1, R1, segitiga, bawah, R2, X, L1, atas, L2, L2, L1, L1

63. Pagi caranya :
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, kotak

64. Malam caranya :
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, segitiga

65. Selalu tengah malam caranya :
kotak, L1, R1, kanan, X, atas, L1, kiri, kiri

66. Geng berkuasa caranya :
L2, atas, R1, R1, kiri, R1, R1, R2, kanan, bawah

67. Nyepi caranya :
X, bawah, atas, R2, bawah, segitiga, L1, segitiga, kiri

68. Penduduk menyerang caranya :
bawah, atas, atas, atas, X, R2, R1, L2, L2

69. Penduduk bersenjata caranya :
R2, R1, X, segitiga, X, segitiga, atas, bawah

70. Kabut caranya :
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, X

71. Hujan badai caranya :
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, bulat

72. Cuaca cerah caranya :
R2, x, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, kotak

sumber: http://semesta-crew.blogspot.com

Read More

Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes

Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes, known in Japan as Sengoku Basara 3 (Japanese: 戦国BASARA3 Hepburn: Sengoku Basara Surī^?), is a 2010 action-adventure video game developed and published by Capcom for the PlayStation 3 and Wii and is the sequel to Sengoku Basara 2 released on July 29, 2010 in Japan. Sengoku Basara 3: Party, known in Japan as Sengoku Basara 3: UTAGE (戦国BASARA3: UTAGE Sengoku Basara Surī: UTAGE^?) was released on November 10, 2011,^{[dated info]}, featuring an increased roster of formerly NPC and a returning character from Sengoku Basara 2: Heroes, Hisahide Matsunaga.

 

Sengoku Basara 2 (戦国BASARA2^?) is a sequel to the video game Sengoku Basara (known in English as Devil Kings), released in Japan on July 27, 2006 for the PlayStation 2. A revision with additional features named Sengoku Basara 2 Heroes was released on November 29, 2007. This version was later ported to Nintendo Wii.

Read More

Naruto

Naruto (ナルト Naruto^?) is an ongoing Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Masashi Kishimoto. The plot tells the story of Naruto Uzumaki, an adolescent ninja who constantly searches for recognition and dreams to become the Hokage, the ninja in his village who is acknowledged as the leader and the strongest of all. The series is based on a one-shot comic by Kishimoto that was published in the August 1997 issue of Akamaru Jump.
The manga was first published by Shueisha in 1999 in the 43rd issue of Japan's Weekly Shōnen Jump magazine. Currently, the manga is still being serialized; sixty-three tankōbon volumes have been released so far. The manga was later adapted into an anime, which was produced by Studio Pierrot and Aniplex. It premiered across Japan on the terrestrial TV Tokyo and other TX Network stations on October 3, 2002. The first series lasted 220 episodes, while Naruto: Shippuden, a sequel to the original series, has been airing since February 15, 2007. In addition to the anime series, Studio Pierrot has developed eight movies for the series and several original video animations (OVAs). Other types of merchandise include light novels, video games and trading cards developed by several companies.
Viz Media has licensed the manga and anime for North American production. Viz has been publishing the series in their Shonen Jump magazine, and as well as the individual volumes. The anime series began airing in the United States and Canada in 2005, and later in the United Kingdom and Australia in 2006 and 2007, respectively. The films, as well as most OVAs from the series, have also been released by Viz, with the first film premiering in cinemas. The first DVD volume of Naruto: Shippuden was released by Viz in North America on September 29, 2009, and it started broadcast on Disney XD in October of the same year. Viz Media will begin streaming both series on their upcoming streaming service Neon Alley this fall.
Naruto is one of the best-selling manga series of all time having sold more than 126.5 million copies in Japan alone. Serialized in Viz's Shonen Jump magazine, Naruto has become one of the company's best-selling manga series. The English adaptation of the series has also appeared in the USA Today Booklist several times and volume 7 won the Quill Award in 2006. Reviewers from the series have praised the balance between fighting and comedy scenes, as well as the characters' personalities, but have criticized it for using standard shōnen plot elements.

Read More